Rizella's Letter
Fraser Magor July 18/98
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A letter came to my house by way of Canada Post. One of the stamps wasn't marked with the special post office ink, so I'm going to reuse it. The letter was from Rizella, and this is how it read.
John Deere,
All of these things which you will soon see start now. I mean that; right fucking NOW! Effective immediately. Do not pass go. All statements to the contrary of the following statements are hereby rendered null and void. The fucking buck stops here
The Rules: A List Of Things That Have Already Become Effective Thus Making Null and Void All Statement Previously Attached To Status of "US" as a Whole. Starting Now.
I don't love you anymore.
You may not love me.
YouwillNOTcallmeonthetelephone.
You will not try to fax me, send me email, send messages through direct cable linkup, through the grapevine, through telepathy, no messages from mutual friends, by carrier pigeon, or any other such carrier.
You will not attempt to make personal contact with me. EVER. If such contact is attempted I will have you killed.
I don't love you, get used to it. Remember, no telepathy.
Fuck You,
Rizella
And that was the end of the letter that Rizella wrote. I'm glad that the letter was not addressed to me. I wonder who Rizella is.
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